You know it's a good morning when...

Some days when you wake up and sit in front of the computer, you zip through all those must-see bookmarks, and email and such and before you know it, you're sitting there thinking "Now what?". Aye, But not this morning for me. You see, I send props to thePensblog regularly, when I come up with a new stupid saying or joke, it's cause of them, some dumb photoshop, I found it over there. So this morning, their post, complete nonsense (more than usual, I must point out) including a truly moving rendition of "Over the mountain" and I forget there's more to the internet than this one page.

In conclusion, if you read this, stop wasting your time, go to thePensblog it's the right thing to do.

Where do you think this is from?

Also, I'd like to send a shout-out to our friends at Yahoo Fantasy Sports, thanks for rubbing it in:

LETANG: More Vitamin C than Orange Juice!

Honestly the best thing to come to me in weeks

Follow Up to Gabby

I was listening to Leaf Talk with Andy Frost after the Leafs-Thrashers game tonight and I heard a very interesting rumor that has been floating around which relates to the Gabby post made earlier. Apparently, the Thrashers are in talks with the Wild to get rid of their best and quite possibly their only player, Ilya Kovalchuk. It would be a packaged deal with possibly Colby Armstrong, because really what team would want just Kovalchuk. Coming back to ATL would be..yeah you guessed it, Marian Gaborik. Why would Gaborik want to leave Minny and play for the Thrashers .. little known fact about Gabby, he doesn't like the cold. So whether this goes through or not, we will atleast know one player actually plays hockey in Atlanta, and that will help us all sleep at night.

Get Me to TB

New realization, if I was a shitty NHL-er I'd want to play in Tampa. Look at it this way, one of the better climates in the league, no other talent to make you feel bad about yourself, and with that being said, no one is disappointed if you suck cause the whole team sucks. Win-win...-win.


Think about it-Malone did. (Sweet video)

Gabby! The NEXT big thing!

So, now that the whole Sundin debacle has ended (I thank every god three times daily for this) and by ended I clearly mean he finally signed with someone and now all we need to do is ignore all the crap about getting ready and fitting in and such and such...

BUT what I'm trying to bring about is something I meant to push for a lot sooner, Marion Gaborik trade talk. Clearly, the Wild want to get rid of their franchise player, cause he doesn't fit in. I mean who else plays for them? Demitra (Hi, I'm Pavel, nice Demitra.) oh wait isn't he a Canuck now? Um what about Brian Rolston? Nope, he now calls Jersey his home... Does anyone else play for the Wild?

Reality check, some people might bring up Derek Boogaard, Niklas Backstrom, or even Eric Belanger (especially if he's stolen your sweater). And how many people can list at least three players from St.Louis, or Columbus, or Atlanta etc... So the Wild doesn't have much going for them, which is what makes this more fun.

five goals in one game IS impressive.

I think Gabby should get injured again soon (it's a given he's gonna be out again, it's just a matter of when) and then the Wild should really try to get him off their hands, 'cause everyone likes an injury prone star, right?

Really I don't know where this is going, but Gabby is my new thing, hopefully TSN takes notice.

EXCITMENT and a New Direction

So first of all I'm super excited about MAF being not only back in the line-up tonight but starting, and the Penguins are playing Atlanta so it should be a pretty sweet welcome-back party. But I shouldn't get too cocky, I mean Columbus did beat SJ last night...
And Whitney is on the brink of returning as well, which kind of begs the question, how did the blue line hold up so well? Clearly the talent isn't limited to the big names. -Braap LeGame Braap-

Personally, I will always enjoy the gold pads way more, screw any advantages white pads have.

On a completely different note, I've decided to play hockey myself and I'm looking for some off-ice drills and the such so i don't bring the suck nearly as hard. So if you have any fun (or not-so-fun) things to try and work on it would be superly duperly appriciated.The Real God.

-kc

I would like to throw in a nomination for the most douchebag looking hockey player of the year (they don't actually have to be one like avery to be win) ... Scottie Upshall, or as we all know him as .. Scottie Try-Hard. If I had enough money to get addicted to coke and go to rehab a few times I'd own a Flyers jersey with #9 and "TRY-HARD" on the back. No nomination would be complete without a picture so here it is folks...

"I look awesome with these wicked headphones..if only i remembered my iPod."

--kp

I Want Avery's Sunglasses

Enough said, these are beauties, they look like they could fly right off his face.

More interesting, and less likely to make you puke is that Whitney and Fleury will be back soon. Braap.

This is completely unrelated to anything, but it's clearly a gem. Words cannot describe how awesome this is.

-kc