What Game(s)? (Game Recap 6, 7 and 8)

Game 6:
Stars vs. Canadiens
7-2 Stars
Slip n' Slide promised us a game recap, but he's a horrible person and didn't come through. So, who knows, apparently we won 7-2, Goalie's cousin showed up and rocked a hatty.
Where did he come from?
Who knows.
Will we ever see him ourselves?
Who knows.
Did this game actually happen?
Who knows.

Game 7:
Stars vs Devils
Some score where the Devils win
Dangles tried to get rid of one of her thumbs
Legame?! takes a stick (we think) to the forearm
Highight of the game: Legame?! trips a guy good. If we were doing a full recap she would be Goon of the Game.

Game 8:
Stars vs. Kings
3-0 Kings
Waste of a game.
We couldn't buy a goal if our lives depended on it.