Douchebag #2 of the day...

And the award goes to ... *drum roll*


In case you can't tell, the man behind the glasses and girls and ridiculous head accessories is Alexander Ovechkin.

He was suspended yesterday for 3 games for this hit on Zbynek Michalek (see video below).

We at DSHS applogize for Pierre McGuire's voice being in this video.

I have not watched the Shanahan explanation video but I assume it gives something similar to this explanation:

1/2 game for hitting Michalek's head
1/2 game for leaving his feet
2 games for being a complete idiot

After being suspended, Ovie decided to pull himself out of the NHL Allstar game this weekend. This is a game for the fans, and Ovie always puts on a show for the fans. Remember this?


I am inclined to believe that Ovie skipped the Allstar game because he didn't want to be sitting all by himself at the draft with Phil Kessel taking photos of him on his phone.

Perhaps the people angry at Ovie, myself included, should be more angry at the NHL for even including him in the Allstar game in the first place. What has he done this year? Besides be benched and get his coach fired. Oh an make many people angry with him, but what else is new.

To make up for having to listen to Pierre, we have included a bonus video with our post today. Enjoy.

Tim Thomas is a selfish DOUCHEBAG

....Oh yeah and the 2010-11 Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins went to the White House.

You have probably heard more about a someone *cough*Tim Thomas*cough* not visiting the White House than the people who actually did visit, which was the rest of the team.

You sir, Tim Thomas, were the MVP of the playoffs! You are probably the reason why the Bruins won!! They could not have done it without you!!! Good thing a trip to the White House doesn't require anyone to stop pucks. Well I guess they still have Tuukka Rask, who by the way is playing tonight in Washington. Good call Boston, good call.

Also, it has been noted by many others that Thomas was the only American on that team. *Insert Gary Bettman comment about how the NHL has to sell the game to Americans.*
Sure, you going to the White House probably wouldn't have brought in any new American fans but come on, it's a huge part of YOUR country's history!!

Too bad Thomas wasn't around during the war of 1812, he could have helped the British attempt to burn it down, maybe even use his flying poke check to knock out the supporting walls.

I a little bit of me hopes that Thomas never wins another cup and never has the chance to visit the White House again.

On a more awesome note, the 2nd biggest story out of the White House. Tomas Kaberle's attire.

Nice pinstripes man...

Side note: What happens when a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup? Stop laughing, it might happen one day .. maybe....