Sunday, January 23, 2011

The Girls go to Hockey [Game Recap 1)

For some reason we feel you really really need to know what happened at our hockey games. But in telling everyone about it, we hope to make it entertaining:
Stars vs Ice Gators
Game Recap:
  • Dangles decides to block a shot with the unpadded part of her arm
  • Ice Gators score before anyone noticed...probably cause we were too busy watching Dangles come off the ice
  • Gretzky scores
  • New Guy scores
  • F Clint scores making it 3-1 for the good guys
  • An Ice Gator trips on blue line, takes out Legame?! Hip bone takes brunt of impact off either the ice or Gator who fell...only the hockeygods know
  • Paraphernalia is hit, Dangles and Legame?! vow to get the guy back
  • Paraphernalia points out that he might have possibly tripped the guy earlier and probably deserved it
  • Vows revoked
  • Gators cause 39485729348 offsides
  • The Menace, Dangles and Legame?! have unreal shift, no goal... Legame?! needs to keep working on lifting the puck
  • Big win, final score 3-1 Stars
  • Goalie is proud of us

3 Stars:
  1. Goalie, for the usual awesomeness
  2. Supastar, for blocking shots and not Goalie's view
  3. New Guy, GWG
Goon Watch:
Paraphernalia


And finally the last component to a successful game story is some sort of hockey related entertainment:


I love the original, and this version just warms my heart a little.

Peace out and keep your waffles ready.

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