Colorado Avalanche
ALERT: BEST OFF-SEASON MOVE EVER!!! Avs sign super skilled goalie ANDREW RAYCROFT!!! RAZOR!!! And clearly by super skilled i mean in sucking and letting pucks in.
Columbus Bluejackets
Name 4 players on the Bluejackets. Rick Nash.... yeah that’s what I thought. Maybe you guessed Pascal Leclair who they resigned over the summer and don’t forget they got RJ Umberger last year from the flyers. Anyone smell playoffs? Nope didn’t think so.
Dallas Stars
Dallas picked up some people and lost some probably better people but who really cares about hockey in Texas when there’s Longhorn football to be played.
Detroit Red Wings
They got Marian Hossa, who has now become the most hated person in Pittsburgh, going from the losing team of the finals to the winning team, but just imagine the fun opening night in the joe for the ring and banner ceremony. Nice work Hossa.
Florida Panthers
According to Denny Crane the only panthers left in florida are at the hockey games but last time I saw a game from there it didn’t look like anyone knew this fact. Panthers picked up Bryan McCrap from the Leafs and a valid point was brought up by a friend, “If no one is there to watch you suck, do you still suck?” We will see this season .. or maybe we won’t.
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