How come they got fancy jerseys? (Game Recap 5)

Steelers? Really, they couldn't come up with a fun hockey related name, and had to use the name of a NFL team? *Sees jerseys* Hamilton Steelers... Ooooh, that makes more sense...Wait wtf? "Hamilton?" who stole these jersey and brought them to North York?:

Stars vs Steelers

Game Recap:

• We've never played this team before, not interesting but we thought we'd mention it
• Whatshisname scores a nice one mid-way through the first, 1-0
• Steelers come right back and score a quick on, shortest lead ever, 1-1
• Job, job, job
• Convo on the Bench:

"Are those socks orange or red?"

 "They're orange." 

"Are you sure, look at them now, they definitely look red now" 

"Hmmmm." 

"They look like the colour of Humpty Dumpty Ketchup Chips"

• Warrior Chad scores, whooooo, 2-1
• These guys seem pretty aggressive for no good reason, lamesauce
• Damnit, bad guys score, let's blame Ketchup Chips Socks for this one, 2-2
• "Let's get it back!" - Paraphernalia
• Damnit x2, bad guys score again, 3-2
• Excellent hip check by Paraphernalia, apparently the guy hit him on the boards right before... No one remembers seeing that except him, and the ref apparently. They both go off.
• Nothing else remotely exciting happened.
• Final Score: a big piss off, 3-2

Other notes:

We're starting to think we should lose like half the players just so we can get more ice time, three full lines this game.

Dangles played defence again...  Sorry Dangles rocked defence again. She might have also deserved a tripping penalty, but refs seemed to have looked the other way.

3 Stars:

1. Chad, two games two goals, can we say points streak? Hope we didn't jinx it now...
2. Anthony, making some sweet plays along the boards, and blocking shots
3. Goalie, played a good game and plus, he's cute

Healthy Scratches:

Jimmy, tiny human most likely the cause

Goon of the game:

Paraphernalia, hip check was beautiful

Hockey Related Link of the Week:

You know, if you have a spare 17 minutes, and want to get angry...

New Word: 

Mathemagically, 

As in "the Leafs can still mathemagically make the playoffs"

See you in Tampa!