I hate this team. I always feel we have a chance to beat these guys, and they always crush the dream. It helps that they have a couple guys with mad "wheels."
Yah that was lame...
Stars vs Wheels
Game Recap:
- The bad guys score a lot, we really don't like guys rocking red helmets
- Legame?! Is playing centre this game, faceoff central!
- Dangles plays defence... Just like Bates! (There are two ways to play hockey: the Bates Battaglia way, and the wrong way. Yes we are well aware Bates doesn't ACTUALLY play defence, jeez)
- Paraphernalia probably scored, 3-1
- Dangles makes their best player look silly, taking the puck off him mid-dangle, he shows his respect by taking her feet out and helping her into the boards
- Power play is crap...they get a shorty, 4-2
- D Clint tries to introduce a new rule: legal hand passes, refs didn't get the memo...either time he tried it
- Warrior Chad makes us remember why we missed him, goal, 4-2
- Whatshisname had a sweet goal, from an excellent pass from Dangles, roofed it from the faceoff circle with 5 seconds left in the second, 5-3
- F Clint gets us almost back in the game, 6-4
- 2 minutes left and 2 goals to go...
- Final Score: Stars: 4 - Wheels: 6
Other notes:
Huge bench on the Stars, waaaay too many players, someone should get sick or something
Robin is back, huge bonus, he's a great offensive player
No need for the Amber Alert either, Warrior Chad finally remembers he plays hockey...annnd lets us see the new Warrior stick. It is so ridiculously light, it is scary. Legame?! likes it until Warrior Chad lets us know that it's the stick Zetterberg is using now. Stick is no longer cool.
3 Stars:
- Dangles, for being Bates and de-dangling the other team's offence
- Whatshisname, epic goal, we keep telling ya, these guys are getting good
- Legame?!, face-off circle domination...kinda, well definitely stopped their guys a lot more than normal
Healthy Scratches:
New Guy
Goon of the game:
The good red helmet guy on the other team, that was a dirty, dirty slew foot on Dangles
Hockey Related Link of the Week:
Because of Warrior Chad's return, we feel no shame in checking out Warrior's site.
We'd link right to the hockey section, but then you'd be forced to see Zetterberg's mug first thing, and we felt everyone deserved a warning about that... A warning we didn't get mind you.
Bonus Prize:
Because Legame?! was told she had no "swagger" over the weekend by an eight year old.
Yes her ego is severely bruised.
'Til next time goons and gals
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