Adventures of Suzie

So here starts the tale of our friend Suzie. She is a Shinny Slut, and no we aren't too sure what a Shinny Slut is either, but hopefully through this written record we will all learn a thing or two. Suzie will do her best to entertain us all with a tale every week of her epic adventures at shinny.

Take us away Suzie.

Sooooooo, we were totally at like shinny the other day, and as usual it was way cool. But see here, there there was this totally sketch goalie, he looked like a bogus 8-year old. But, whatever, the like big prob was that he was way un-cool and wouldn't switch with like the third goalie there. Totally lame sauce. So, you know, this like other totally rad goalie (TRG) totally went over and like kicked him out, like wicked! TRG is like totally the man, annnd he's a super sweet tendy too, like gnarly saves all over the place. It was like awesome.

Anyways, there were like these two totally dreamy guys who kept passing me the puck and i like really didn't want it. Both the guys had like the flowiest hair EVER, i think it like made them play better.

So I had a this like totally wicked breakaway and I totally would have scored if the puck didn't like trip me on the rebound after the TRG stopped my shot. And I had like a really sweet pass to a guy infront and totally got an assist, like woah I'm super wicked.


Thanks for that riveting shinny tale. We hope to hear more from Suzie the Shinny Slut in the near future.